• What do ants say?
    Posted by admin 2017年3月19日

     One day, a student meets his English teacher at the bathroom door. Cried the girl! I saw a lot of ants in the bathroom!" Because the word teaches ants not long ago, the English teacher asked casually: "ants how to say?" The girl looked at the teacher in surprise and said, "the ant said nothing......"

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  • How many points do you guess my English test
    Posted by admin 2017年3月19日

     "One of the students in English is not good, one day after school with his mother happy to say, mom, you guess how many points in my English exam, his mother said: 5 points? He said the two digit. His mother said: 10 points? He said, you dare to guess, his mother said a cruel 20 points. He said: Mom, give you one last chance, his mother said happily, how much? He said: 7.5 points. His mother beat him from the living room to the bathroom, from the bathroom to the balcony"

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  • A female college student to check
    Posted by admin 2017年3月19日

     A female college student regularly visits a doctor.

    The first time the doctor found that female college students' chest with a red "H", understand its meaning, ask, female students answer: "my boyfriend is a student at the Harvard University, he love wearing a school sign" H "T-SHIRT and I make love, for a long time in the body." Doctor suddenly.
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  • how can you come so late?
    Posted by admin 2017年3月19日

     A student came late in the morning, the teacher asked him: "how can you come so late?"

    The student replied, "I was stopped by a robber on the road."
    Teacher: "my God! What did he take from you?"
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  • Brother three by plane
    Posted by admin 2017年3月14日

     First and second plane, the second is airsick, stop vomiting. A bag full of vomit, the eldest brother had to go to the bag, when he came back, found that the whole machine are constantly vomiting. The boss asked the reason, the second child said: "I saw this bag is full, and had to drink a half bag, the results they all spit."

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  • Xiao Ming parents and noisy up
    Posted by admin 2017年3月14日

     Yesterday, Xiao Ming parents quarreled, pointing at each other nose called up, noisy Xiaoming can't learn, Xiao Ming advised parents: "much little, as do this," one step back, the two of you to the sea and sky are boundless "step, do not have to do." Xiao Ming went back to the bedroom.

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  • What is the cause of the fight?
    Posted by admin 2017年3月14日

     Rhubarb and Xiao Li to fight, leading the rhubarb and Mike pulled into the Office

    Leadership: "you said you two person, such a person, to this small strike violently, naive naive, not funny!"
    Rhubarb: "no shame, I this is to defend the truth"
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  • Why not find a girlfriend?
    Posted by admin 2017年3月14日

     Dad: son, why don't you find a girlfriend?

    Son: I'm ugly. No one wants to marry me!
    Dad: to Xifeng seeking marriage?
    Son: please, can she do not agree!
    Dad: isn't she the ugliest person in the world?
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  • An aunt in the first plane
    Posted by admin 2017年3月14日

     An aunt in the first plane, the plane took off, sitting beside the aunt of a young man, the young man felt belly up, could not help but to a loud bang, put a fart, then just the plane shook the air current interference, aunt scared pale, took a young man shouted: "young people are not heavy, this is on the plane, what can't hold it, the plane was almost you fart bang down!!"

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  • The old lady hired a more than and 40 year old nanny
    Posted by admin 2017年3月14日

     A more than and 70 year old single old woman hired a more than and 40 year old nurse, who is smart and capable, came to the house, all health corners are clean.

    This day, to see the old lady sitting on the sofa in a daze, wanted to sit in the past chat with her ass, just one seat, the old lady asked: "all the work done?"
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